Thursday, December 24, 2009

Experiencing pain now. Ouch... Aww... A while I was experiencing happiness. Ouch... So pain I could die.

A Caucasian baby just smiled to me. Felt that every baby will smile to me when they sees me. A bit shameless here. At least their smile are real!! I always gives fake smiles to people. Not always, sometimes. :)

Guess what? I'm obsessed with 8 eye boots! They are available to men too! Gonna buy it late next year cos I won't be wearing to school right? And Singapore is such a humid country with lowest temperture that never go below 27 degrees. I reckon I would regret if I buy it now.

Watching Alvin and the chipmunks 2 later with besties at 1 am!!! Loves!! They have got single ladies and hot N cold songs in the movie. Much anticipated!!

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

I LOVE UNO!

Saturday, December 19, 2009

What are te 3 things that you would bring if you're trap in a desserted island?

For me, I'd bring- btw there is internet connection there but it's just tht you can never return back to your country.

I'd bring a jet, and someone who can fly the jet and a billionare's credit card. Yay! Back to Singapore!

Maybe not.

I'll fly to Hawaii or France and live the rest of my life there! I'll bring my BFFs there too and buy Lady Gaga and Zac Efron to live with me there. Sorry for giving you guys a session of lolgasm.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

I finally found a perfect way to cure insomia. A illness that has been bugging me since holiday started. The perfect way is to... Drink lots of COFFEE! Heh. You try that in the middle of the night. Confirm cannot sleep till the end of the world. HAHAHAHAHAHA.

My eyes are sore and tired from insomia. I couldn't take it any longer. To top up, I have massive headache the next day. What's wrong with me!? I have already exclude coffee and tea at night. What's the problem then? Here's an option if you suffer the same illness as me.
- Exercise. Sick of this advice.
- Drink plenty of water. Like I never tried before? What has drinking water got to do with sleeping disorder?
- Eat 2 servings of fruit and 2 serv-. It's okay. You can go die now.

Pssss! Tried and loved this cereal called Special K! Inspired from Amber. She ate the yogurt one with is so damn yummy-licious!! I don't eat it for the sake of losing my mass. I eat because it taste so delicious! Really recommend this cereal. Btw I did not buy the Special K. I ate it secretly without telling my sister! Don't wanna waste money! It's everyone elses food when it's in the fridge! Not only is it delicious, it helps you to lose your mass. How great is that!? It says something about jeans and stuff. Whatever! I'm already skinny enough. I don't need a diet meal. Retails at $8+ @ all major supermarket.

And and and! Strawberry whitens your teeth! You just bit half of it and just rub the inner part of the strawberry across your teeth. Not 100% sure of this method. But it states in some magazine that strawberry have some really effective stuff to get rid of your teeth stains. I would rather spend $40 for a session of teeth polishing and scaling. At least it removes stains instantly and effectively. Don't expect to see instant results for the strawberry method. Or I knew a very effective toothpaste that really WHITENS your teeth. It's called "Liquid Calcium Toothpaste" by Pearl Drops. It receives loads of positive reviews. Consumers comment that it whitens after 1 brush. Much miracle happening? Mostly says 1 week of brushing results in a huge difference. It retails at $22+ though. But yi fen qian, yi fen huo. Thus the ridiculous price. Sold at Watsons.

Despite reading many negative reviews on the Internet on how Jean Yip hair salon suck and offer poor service, I still insist on having my hair cut at JP. It disappointed me again and again. :( maybe not all JP hair salons are such a disappointment. But just don't visit BPP's JP. You'll live to regret. :'( what a short hair I have now.

That's it. Love you all loyal readers.

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Big mess. Rootless grass. Fading sky. Torn ground.
Sweet sweet sweet.

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Yawns... Has Fate played a trick on us?
Watched 向左走,向右走 (Turn Left, Turn Right) yesterday.
Swear that it's a touching movie. *Wiping tears away*

Can you imagine that your true love has always been around you yet you doesn't know it?
Sometimes you both would brush over each other through a revolving door, or in a theater, apologising to each other for interrupting and blocking one's movie experience, mistaken for calling the wrong number or boarding and alighting of trains between the two of you.

This, sadly repeated again and again till you both age old, still, couldn't meet each other.

Friday, December 4, 2009

Today's topic would be... 狐狸精。Chose this topic out of randomness.
I guess nobody would want this title under their name ya?

But some bitches would still continue to a fox spirit and somehow got the title by, of course the wife of the man she's having affair with. I guess they prefer people to address them as 狐女士。Instead of 陈小姐 or 黄小姐。Normally those third party came from China. But that is mostly old man's predator.

Wife of business men aging from 25-40 must be careful! Know why? Because there are fox spirit from Singapore too! And you know the standard of Singapore girl right? The 5Cs. Condo, Car, Credit Card, Country Club Membership as well as CASH. Keep a tight look out if your husband has all the 5 requirement.

I have watched a drama series before. Guess many of your guys have watched the show before too. "Perfect Cut". Remember the woman from China successfully seduced Cheng Jian Bin? Ya, but it happen that CJB have no wife (passed away), two kids and a sum of CPF money? Yeah, some China women love to seduce this kind of man. Old, no wife, better if don't have kids and a sun of CPF money. If they managed to seduce, the man would be like a piece of meat to a hungry monster drooling over.

But the ending of the story is understandable though. All along the China woman wants the money of CJB is for paying her daughter's hospital bill. You thought some third party really want to wreck people's family? Not all are like this.

The man may not have feelings for the wife anymore. In this case, what's the use of keeping your husband when you know his heart is not there? Stop having foolish thought that he will return back to you. The chances are like trying to see the Sun during the night.

Get rid of your man if you know there's something wrong. Or else don't cry when you caught your husband naked with another woman in your bed.

Worse, don't cry when you saw a 6 year old boy come up to your husband and call him daddy. He hid the truth from you for SEVEN YEARS. Can you believe it!? And you thought he loved you! What a tragic!

I wouldn't want to see this on the newspaper! "Woman committed suicide after discovering husband's 7 years affair".

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Everyone have an obsession once in a while. Sometimes it can last for a few minutes, many years or even for a lifetime.

An obsession can be anything and it can also be as many as you want to. Often, it is advised to be a healthy obsession. Like obsessing with a celebrity or a person. But-

Overly obsessed with something can be scary and dangerous. Imagine a stranger is obsessed with YOU. He would go all means by having everything of you. The tissue you throw after sneezing. The hair you drop once in a while, or the shirt you drop on the way home- he's sniffing it crazily now.

He would secretly take snapshots of you while you were enjoying your KFC drumstick or while you were laughing at a funny joke that you just heard.

Went to your blog and pass himself off as "Creamrabbit", trying to be your online friend, defending all of your blog anti's. Saved all the photos you uploaded on your blog, store it into his phone and admire it whenever he is free.

I love to get people's attention once in a while- Okay, EVERYTIME. But I definitely wouldn't want a crazy stalker to do all the actions above! I would call the police of course. But things would turn ugly.

Scary.

What if the stalker got crazy because I called the police and stab me with his penknife, which he will use to crave my name on his arms everytime he think of me. Then cut my arms and legs and head! Storing each of it into a jar filled with my blood and his smelly recipe of chinese wine which he intially wanted to give me drink.

Alright, way too ficticious? It happened before- I lied.

I'm obsessed with, everyone knows, Lady Gaga. But I wouldn't go that far to get her attention. I just listen to her songs, occasionally uses some of her hand signs. That's all! Alright, apart from talking about her to my friends, that's all! No More!

Obsession can be both scary and dangerous. It's up to you on how to deal with people obsessing with you.